My name is Dana.
My hobbies include wishing there were more seasons of Arrested Development, (sometimes) attempting to establish that I am not an English professor with an identical name, encountering absurd situations that somehow almost always involve Bob Dylan, and trying desperately not to lose any lizards at my place of employment.
There is still no Arrested Development movie, I still receive emails from students eager to take Brit Lit, and I'm almost certain that there is now an independent population of anoles living throughout the pet store. By all accounts, my hobbies are woefully unproductive ones.
Through a hilariously improbable set of circumstances, I have met many strange people who have told me many strange things. You'll hear about them here.
My hobbies include wishing there were more seasons of Arrested Development, (sometimes) attempting to establish that I am not an English professor with an identical name, encountering absurd situations that somehow almost always involve Bob Dylan, and trying desperately not to lose any lizards at my place of employment.
There is still no Arrested Development movie, I still receive emails from students eager to take Brit Lit, and I'm almost certain that there is now an independent population of anoles living throughout the pet store. By all accounts, my hobbies are woefully unproductive ones.
Through a hilariously improbable set of circumstances, I have met many strange people who have told me many strange things. You'll hear about them here.
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